Mother say's
I wish I had someone in my life but it's hard for men to stay with me because I'm a package deal with kids.
I need an adopt a pop.
I wish I had someone in my life but it's hard for men to stay with me because I'm a package deal with kids.
I need an adopt a pop.
by Nightcrawler March 30, 2023
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Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
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A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009
Get the Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) mug.A roblox roleplay game made in 2017 where people are supposed to roleplay and adopt kids, but instead scams each other and beg for pets, and boast their stupid neon shadow dragon.
by SaltyMushroom December 5, 2020
Get the Adopt Me mug.A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
by Nicholas D September 25, 2008
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"The adaptage of the sea mammal has allowed it to last much for time underwater than the average land mammal."
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Migo: Whos that? He’s prolly garbage, STOP TELLING ME NONS!!!
Migo: Whos that? He’s prolly garbage, STOP TELLING ME NONS!!!
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