bean astronaut 

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

bean astronaut by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts 

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

japanese astronaut 

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

japanese astronaut by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

Astronaut Ice Cream 

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

Astronaut Ice Cream by Kiki5472 June 9, 2016

anus astronaut 

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.

"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."

anus astronaut by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

Astronaut in the ocean 

A garbage song that deserves to be played at the gates of hell.

Ya bro, that shit is more garbage then “Astronaut in the ocean.”

Astronaut in the ocean by Jimbo_bussin69 May 31, 2021

Astronaut Screwdriver 

A cocktail made with Tang and Vodka.

Astronaut Screwdriver by JonathanChance September 24, 2003