ur mom a avocado

This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives

Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job

by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018

Devil's Avocado

A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.

'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'

by aztekcamel June 26, 2017

niggado avocado

Nikocado Avocado but he tries to act black

Look at niggado avocado

by kaike June 5, 2020

avocado smash

Avocado smash is an sexual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.

Person 1:"Did you get to smash yesterday"?
Person 2:" Yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind Walmart"
Person 1: "yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash"

by SAAAAp August 12, 2016

Avocado Taco

While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.

Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night

Pepper Brooks: Sounds like one hell of an avocado taco!

by White Goodmen May 14, 2009

avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

by MustardDump August 17, 2017

Black Avocado

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle

Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

by The Black Moose June 9, 2010