Acoutistic

The combination of acoustic and autistic.

Retard 1: acoutistic covers bro
Retard 2: autistic covers are better--
Retard 1: acoutistic is autistic and acoustic combined, fucking retard

by retardpatrol September 14, 2018

Chartered Accountant

An emotion which only CA students and members can feel 💫

That feeling when you add CA to your name and everything in the world feels all right 😌

Yes , I did it . I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️

by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021

accounting

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.

by Spicy Margarita January 6, 2009

Bob From Accounting

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.

Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.

by PMGen February 9, 2009

nighttime accountant

prostitute

"She's raking in the dough working as a nighttime accountant."

by 80cats January 26, 2009

Accountant

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.

by Envious Broke Teen December 5, 2017

accounting

a secret way of referring to sex.

1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.

by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009