ASDS

(Anal Shaft Driving Syndrome)
When a man is so infatuated with the idea of anal sex, he is constanty talking about it, practicing on stuffed animals, and watching porn just so he can get it right.

(music playing on radio:
A$$ by Big Sean)

Jerry: Dude! I love this song!!
Herbert: Jerry stop it before you get ASDS!
Jerry: Don't worry, I won't fall off the deep end like Fred.

Meanwhile Fred's House....
Fred: Awwwwww Yeahhhh (he exclaims as he rapes the back end on a teddy bear for practice)

by bergie404 August 22, 2012

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Asus2

Musical chord with the notes A, B, and E. Amogus. You may laugh

“That Asus2 chord sounded nice!” “Amogus.”

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She is never tired of the people she loves. Loyal and greatful.
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I saw this in my dream and wrote it down when I woke up

Weird letter in dream which was the word asunsler

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ASUS S510U

The laptop I use that when I use it, the CPU fan is too loud i can hear it from all the way to my room god help me it wont shut the hell up and I am writing this while the CPU fan is still too loud I cannot stop it send help.

P1: I have an ASUS S510U and its CPU fan wont shut the hell up.

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