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asdas! I missed you so hard!
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The moment you see someone hot, and you want to tell your friends in a discreet way
Shaniqua: I just had an asda

Marybell: Not fair i want an asda
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Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud
SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’
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the off-brand NCFCA created by the kicked-out mormans cuz NCFCA is smart but kinda stupid

its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round

awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe
yo i was in ASDA, i left after i got 1st place 4 years in a row cuz its so bad
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will cheat on you for someone worse
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i went to asda
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uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge
Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda
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