astanwise

A jailhouse lesbian often seen attacking and emasculating males of the human species.

Man, that fucken astanwise was afterme, but I made an escape.

by Toovey May 11, 2007

Amtank

The act of aggressively plungering another guys asshole with your cock. Usually unexpectedly.

Jim Amtanked me last night. I never new it would give me anal seepage.

by My words will make you lol July 21, 2010

armstand

to sove ones arm up the anus of another person while doing a handstand

you sure gave me a good armstand last night freddy.

by reeming monkey 36 October 14, 2011

abstangravated

When a person has abstained from sex too long and becomes bitchy. Derived from the root words abstained and aggravated. It can be used to describe a person who is purposefully withholding sex for their moral beliefs resulting in a bitter distemper. It can also be applied to people who have been denied sexual intercourse for too long and develop a snarky attitude.

My girlfriend became adstangravated by the 4th day of her period, I hope it is over soon.

Sorry I am acting so abstangravated I have not had sex in a while.

by wordproctologist December 6, 2015

abstanation

Abstanation:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.

God fearing parents should teach their children to practice abstanation!

by wchp July 28, 2016

Amsta-Dab

Amsta-Dab also known as dude guy,
And other things (that guy)

Is fucking awesome!!!

If your friends with and Amsta-Dab you have your own personnel jebus!

Dude I just hung out with Amsta-Dab and it made my day

by Mageztix October 15, 2018

Amitante

Another word for homie made from a jumble of two Italian words. It basically means a “really helpful friend”

My boy is such an Amitante! He helped me with the car and everything!

by Ethiopian Magician February 2, 2019