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Amsterdam surprise

to take a shit in the driver's seat of someone's car and lock the door on a hot day
A-"Did you hear about Leo J.? He pissed that girl off so badly that she left him an Amsterdam surprise." R-"Damn, that's harsh!"

"Don't leave your car doors unlocked when Brody has been drinking. You might end up getting an Amsterdam surprise."
by a2va April 22, 2014
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mediacollege amsterdam

A.k.a Ma

Badly orginized shitshow. No person who respects themselves go there. Nevertheless a school worth attending.
“ ik ben aangenomen op het mediacollege amsterdam! “ “gecondoleert man.”
by Showeringhamster February 20, 2018
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new amsterdam

New Amsterdam was a settlement that had originated in America, on the tip of the Manhattan Island.
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it? I can't say, people must like it better that way!
by TiredOfTyping May 22, 2014
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Amsterdam NY

A small city where everyone hates and people believe their ghetto and gangster and that they are being real, where old people come to die and where the ratio of decent people to posers and teenage pregnant girls is unbelievable. its a baron melting pot of boredom stupidity and ignorant teenagers.
The teenagers in Amsterdam NY are what make this place so bad. its a place thats going to implode within its self do to the incredible amount of babies having babies.
by Wram February 7, 2012
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Amsterdam bonfire

The act of smoking a large amount of weed.
Dude 1: Hey, what should we do tonight?

Dude 2: We should get together and have an Amsterdam bonfire!
by Mo Cowbell August 25, 2011
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Amsterdam Syndrome

The is not an actual syndrome, just the term used to describe what sometimes happens when visiting the great city. Basically, it occurs on the first day in the city when having to travel via plane to Amsterdam and go straight to a coffee shop.
Flying to Amsterdam usually means you dont get alot of sleep the night before and sometimes miss meals on the day of the flight. This results in a tired and hungry arrival to Amsterdam. But these things dont cross your mind when arriving and you go straight to a coffee shop and smoke, getting "hilariously high" and "messed up" - Amsterdam Syndrome!
by Paul A Rimmer October 20, 2008
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Amsterdam Handshake

The act of placing one fist inside of a woman's vagina while placing the other fist inside of that same woman's rectum. When both fists are inserted, try to touch hands together creating a handshake motion.
Dude, my girlfriend loves it when I go double-elbow deep! Thank you Amsterdam Handshake..
by Mr. Wheelcock April 24, 2011
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