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Aldo

A Guy With a foot long dick who will shove his dick so far down your throat that he watches the life fade out of your eyes until you pass out.
by SexyAldo69 September 10, 2019
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aldo is a nickname called to you if your name is Reynaldo.
person1: where's aldo?
person2: who's aldo?
person1: duh! Reynaldo
person2: duh! how supposed i know! duh your self!
person1: duh!

ex.naldo,aldok,do,alds,do-alds
by Reynaldo Ranada November 5, 2006
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He has a big, feathery penis. That's pretty much his only defining feature. Oh yeah! He's black so like racial equality n shit.
Mom, Aldo keeps fucking my cockatoo!
by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016
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A cute men, not talm but is rompantic and charmed, and will treat any girl like a princess, and he is a brown skin, dar brown hair and beatiful brown eyes and if you break up with him, you will want to kill yourself , for doing a dumb decision
Aldo is sexy
by Rock solimon February 19, 2019
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A strong Mexican man with a large abnormal cock who will absolutely tear you apart no matter the what gender you are
That Aldo guy just tore my insides apart
by Vongola X November 22, 2021
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a loser who always gets high and goes out with his friends a lot and is a faggot but adorable and easy to fall in love with
"yep he's an Aldo alright
by thaonlyqueenhere December 15, 2017
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Acosador sexual de alto nivel,se masturba con porno de enanos albinos amosexuales.
Suelen ser ina especie de vegano salvaje que comen mucha lechuga y no se duchan
Mira,por ahi viene un aldo salveje ten cuidado que te ofrece porno de enanos albinos
by M12jjjkkkkkkkkkkaaaaa November 23, 2021
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