Kenwood Academy High school

A school in Chicago’s south side which still can’t get the temperature right and has a really good jazz band.

Teacher: Do you know Kenwood Academy High School?
Student: Yah that’s where R Kelly went
Teacher: Sadly yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 5, 2021

garstang community academy

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Hazlehead Academy

a complete and utter shite hole

hazlehead academy is a pure shite hole

by imabittystoned December 10, 2018

derby academy

A private middle school in Hingham Massachusetts where the girls are fake and the boys are judgy jerks but the friendships are tight and long lasting and everyone says they are ready to leave until realize how much they will really miss it and what it means to them.

“Do you go to Derby Academy?”
“Yeah I’m a little sick of it but I love all my friends there it’s always a good time”

by I’mAnonymous February 10, 2018

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy

Better known as RKA 141, Ratchet Kid Academy, or Retarded Kid Academy by some. Consists of countless treeshes, fuckboys, thots, more treeshes, staircases for weed smoking and dick sucking, juul rooms (what even is a bathroom sksjsj). Everyone wants to be hood and act like they’re about it when they literally live in Pussy ass Riverdale. The auditorium hasn’t been renovated in years, and everyone knows where the money to fix it really goes 👀👀.

“Why does that group of kids over there act like they wanna be hardcore or some shit?”
“They’re from Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.”
“Oh, you mean RKA! Lol”

by beckfis March 10, 2019

IMG Academy

Sports academy that consist of a mixture of elite athletes and entitled kids with an absurd amount of money. Mostly known for their dominating Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Soccer programs. By attending IMG, you instantly get a lot of clout and are seen as an upcoming professional athlete.

Random Guy in the Airport: “Yo you go to IMG Academy???”
Student: “yeah”
Random Guy in the Airport: “Woah dude thats insane so you must be like an insane athlete”
Student: “i guess”
Random Guy in the Airport: “so when are you signing pro??”
Student: “idk man”

by Jelly57 January 5, 2021

Bell Creek Academy

Bell Creek Academy is full of dumbasses but that is kind of the beauty of it. Bell Creek will hold some of my greatest memories and good times. Even though bca will do stupid shit like letting the kid that made a school shooter threat or getting rid of Mr.Hammil its not about the school its self but the people you meet there, and that will determine how well your stay is.

kid:Are you staying at Bell Creek Academy for highschool?
kid2:No im going to Riverview

kid:Fuck you kid, you're adopted

by REAL Fire hydrant November 24, 2019