the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019

i told the moon about you.

if she says this, she’s yours. have you heard talking to the moon by bruno mars? listen to it. she loves you.

“she said ‘i told the moon about you.’ what does that even mean?” “you idiot. she loves you. go get her.”

by shelovesyou51855 March 16, 2021

all about that ratalottie

the best gc on twitter. everyone wants to be in it but the ratalotties are very picky with who gets in.

a: have you heard about ‘all about that ratalottie’ ??

b: yeah i heard the ratalotties bullied someone off twitter

by LC333 November 6, 2020

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022

Die mad about it

References a lack of sympathy for someone's expressed disapproval of you or something about you.

Bob: You can't go out dressed like that, you're my wife!

Alice: Wife*, not "property". I'll wear what I like. Die mad about it.

by SolF1729 January 24, 2019

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019

Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015