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J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O

Guy 1:Hey my girl told me J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O do you know what that means?

Guy 2: yeah it mean just shut the fuck up and eat me out.
by OhSnap223 August 7, 2023
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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020
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b.a.j.o.m.f.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.
by badassboy13 April 13, 2009
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J.M.M.L.S.A

Jerk my musket like sexy african
by NutManHesus January 29, 2023
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J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
by No-_Name July 24, 2024
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J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe
Heyy baby”
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B”
by byrongzshelp October 15, 2023
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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.
by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025
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