A.B.S

stands for "already been smoked"

We walked around the ghetto of Downingtown looking for A.B.S cigs because we didnt have any money to buy any.

by KellyandCharlotteadventures February 1, 2009

G.A.B.S.

Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.

- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.

- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.

by Mofomagic January 2, 2012

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a means “I’ve been broken so many times I just can’t take it anymore”.

Bro I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a I just can’t..

by Anonymousgayboy August 12, 2020

A.B.S.

Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.

"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

A.B.S

Ass, Boobs, and Skin. The three most important physical features of a female's body.
Ass=The joining of the legs at ones mid section creating a wide double cheeked rump for dudes to hover over.
Boobs=The female organs used to feed nursing infants and get a guy's atention.
Skin=The protective outer layer of the human body.

Guy:DUDE!!, did you see stacie's A.B.S?
Other Guy:Yeah, man her shit is tight!!

by Justin Niles May 27, 2005

R.A.B.S

an acronym meaning Raging Anal Butt Sex.

other acryonyms include C.R.A.B.S-Crazy raging Anal Butt sex.

S.C.R.A.B.S-Super Crazy Raging Anal Butt Sex

P .S.C.R.A.B.S- painful Super Crazy Raging Anal Butt Sex

dude i just had some r.a.b.s with my bitch yesterday, it was the shit.

by Arab metamorphisis May 24, 2008