a static lullaby

five suburban teens who desperately want to get famous by jumping in the emotional hardcore bandwagon and bringin in the newbie rock n' roll fans through means of hot topic. when a friend told me their influences were at the drive in, i got sick to my stomach. this chick up top actually likes the used - soLLLid fan base, static! you should play with yellowcard or something and bring in more "rock" fans

punkfortheages should be more mature and diss a static lullaby's STUPID NAIVE FANBASE instead of the band themselves.

by jerseywonton February 29, 2004

a state of trance

See: A State of Trash with Armin Van Boring

<loser1> what does ASOT stand for?
<loser2> a state of trance with the greatest dj!$!% omg!!
<anyone^else> sigh
<anyone^else> ahah you mean a state of trash with armin van boring

by Joseph February 26, 2004

Release a statement

To blow your load

I’m going to release a statement all over her back.

by Tmosfell May 22, 2023

bagged by a statie

a massachusetts term for someone who was stopped by a state police officer on a highway or other road

"did you hear about that guy who got bagged by a statie on 495?"

by egirl9998 December 18, 2018

in a right state

A UK term.
1. in a mess, or in a state of chaos
2. in a state of panic or confusion

She went out of the cabin in the gale to have a smoke, but stood on the windy side of the ship, and came back in a right state.

They promoted that idiot to run things, and now the department is in a right state.

by Observer53 November 23, 2006

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

A Gladnick Status

A status update on facebook that is widely popular and can get over 150 likes, even from people the poster doesn't know. The original status was "Girls who smoke cigarettes......... thats disgusting", and recieved 162 likes, and 95 comments. That day was amazing.

this one might be a gladnick status!

no way man, you wont get 15 likes

by girlswhosmokecigarrettes June 19, 2010