stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020

Crush my cock with a rock i must

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!

Crush my cock with a rock i must!

by The_wildcard April 13, 2021

cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015

Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016

live under a rock

someone who is oblivious of the outside world

Have you seen this movie

No

How?! you live under a rock

by Tomas! December 27, 2010