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Aspergistan

A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”
Chad: Yooooooo that bong hit took me all the way to Aspergistan!
Aspergistan by weenschnitz August 24, 2021

asperegoose

A funny guy who makes content on youtube. His content is made for an audience of people with brains and his content is comedy themed. He usually uploads everyday with a mostly contestant upload schedule.
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asperegoose by Dramataron April 21, 2022

Napoli Juve Aperol 

Napoli Juve Aperol is an Italian trend originated from the mishearing of the popular song Human (Rag'n'Bone Man).
It was first created by a Tiktok which went viral and got reposted many times, too many times, even by skillscrewhd with 5 million views, then it was nominated the meme of May by S7ORMy and now it's all over Italian Youtube, Tiktok, Reddit, Instagram and dunno why Amazon
2016: Bella questa canzone! (What a beautiful song!)
2019: Rimane sempre bellissima (It's still a beautiful song)
2021: Sarà sempre la mia infanzia (It will be forever my childhood)
2022: NAPOLI JUVE APEROL
Napoli Juve Aperol by AHDL June 2, 2022

Hoth Asteroid Field

Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.

If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. Furthermore, the field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.

Asperger's Syndrome 

A mild form of autism, that only a selected special few of the population have. The biggest assets of this disorder are often characterized as the biggest curses.

Aspies have a hard time making friends in a world, mainly becuase their high IQ's, literal imagination, and superior adherence to company and school rules and respect for authority.

Tragically since Aspies are essentially just a more moral and intelligent version of NT's their social abnormalities make them "geeky" and "nerdy" and their non-understanding of social cues make them seem like assholes.

Living in a neurotypical world with NT's the majority of who would rather remain ignorant and alienating then seek to understand AS does not help, nor does it help to claim that you have AS to excuse your idiotic and asshole behaviour.

Asperger Syndrome is not the problem in our world. Ignorance is!
Jason has Asperger's Syndrome. He may be frank and honest, dress differently than others and obsess about horses and motorcycles, avoid eye contact and appear alone. He is secretlly a genius, who will discover a cure for cancer and create a new language by the year 2037

Asperger's Syndrome 

A terrible, debilitating social and psychological disorder. Symptoms tend to include high intelligence, saying what you mean, being straightforward and realizing that the majority of social interactions are bullshit. Contrary to popular belief, the disorder does not inhibit ability to have feelings or cause an inability to empathize or have friends. There is no cure for Asperger's syndrome, and sufferers are burdened by having to put up with people's patronizing small talk for their whole lives. People with Asperger's are actually the normal ones, it's just that most people are melodramatic morons who insist on overthinking everything and pretending that they're being subtle.
Neurotypical person 1:how are you feeling today?
Neurotypical person 2: Fine (trying to indicate that they feel like shit).
Asperger's Syndrome "sufferer": Fine (indicating that they feel fine WHICH IS WHY THEY FUCKING SAID FINE)