Garf

An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.

Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.

by Garfunkle73 November 24, 2016

garf

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.

Garf: garf sounds

by civiliangarf May 29, 2018

Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)

My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.

by Nixa87 October 22, 2019

garf

ew

person: i love sardines

you: garf.

by dez_dez February 24, 2022

GarF

a person who consistently gaslights everyone in your group.

Torin is such a GarF.

I can't believe he made me believe that I actually slept with my second cousin.
Jokes on him,
It was actually his mom. XD

by GeoGarF April 22, 2022

Garf

Garf

Shartys like a melody in my garf

by Your local anarchy May 8, 2022

Garf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles

Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.

by 2Chunks July 15, 2022