-nam-

The internet scapegoat for all of life's problems; frequently found to be the cause of molestation, shell shock (non-T.M.N.T. variety), third-degree rope burns, and hearing faint sounds.

Daddy said that he had to touch me because of -nam-.

-nam- told me to set Grandma's face ablaze.

by Aaron 'R' God August 27, 2008

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Get the -nam-mug.

Nam

a creature that lives in southern california with three females creatures that are violent during pms at the same time. this thing is too obsessed with tennis and can be really dangerous as time goes on and gets into it. it will disobey what you say if approached wrong. it has other creatures that it cares about, it will defend them in any situation no matter what. it will also be there for them. this creature cares for his other creatures way too much and spoils them too much when it has the money. Authorized by the dudes and dudettes of El Monte, it should be left alone until further notice or else it will unleash the beast within itself that no human as ever seen.

Dude that guy over there is turning into a nam so leave him alone....

by sil3nt0n3 September 17, 2008

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Get the Nammug.

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

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