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grattitude adjustment 

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.
15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.
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prattitude 

When everything about ones demeanor or character or speech or attitude reeks of being a complete prat, having a false sense of entitlement, arrogance, and being clueless as to social etiquette due to aforementioned sense of entitlement and dumbfuckery.
Damn, that guy Blaque has a bad prattitude about.. well, everything!

Whenever James opens his mouth, he betrays his own irredeemable prattitude.
prattitude by wirdatrd May 16, 2013

crapitude 

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.
The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.
crapitude by Ali holla January 27, 2007

grattitude 

Being sassy or ungrateful when thanking someone
"Yeah whatever, thanks."
"Dude, what's with the grattitude?"
grattitude by Senor Wolfie September 24, 2013

crapitude 

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude
crapitude by steve austin July 20, 2004

craptitude 

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.
When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.
craptitude by fader0003 July 29, 2008

Cratitude 

When you are filled with so much gratitude that you have the overwhelming desire to cry
Michele was filled with cratitude for her team as she claimed the award she had earned thanks to her team.