I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news

A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.

Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!

by Steve820 December 28, 2014

the billy crystal experience

A renaming of the sexual term 69. Used so others do not know that you are talking about anything remotely sexual.

Me an my girlfriend totally did the billy crystal experience.

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

making the band 2

A show where P Diddy tells everyone to go to Queens and get him a sugar cookie or go to New Jersey to get him a golf club and take pictures of midgets holding ballons or to go to the Bronx to get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

The five greatest rappers of all time. 1.Dylan
2.Dylan
3.Dylan
4.Dylan
5.Dylan
Dylan spits fire!!!!

by Ashy Larry March 25, 2004

suck the man out of the boat

to suck the clit from the lips of a cunt.

She loves it when i suck the man out of the boat.

by green shit July 6, 2006

The Bowler

The sexual act of sticking your middle and ring finger into a girls’ vagina while your thumb massages her clitoris like you were sticking your hand into a bowling ball.

Man Tom was good before, but when he gave me the bowler I just screamed strike.

by The Bowler July 24, 2007

crack in the box

What everyone wishes they got for Christmas.

Person1: You know what I really want for christmas?
Person2: Cocaine?
Person1: Oh man, how did you know. (sarcastically)
Person2: Everyone wants Crack in the Box :)

by Kane Night October 9, 2006

the business

When you give someone "the business" you make them feel like a complete fool. You don't just give them a talking to, you leave them feeling like a fucktard

If she steals my lipstick again I'm going to give her the business

by Coco chenille May 30, 2006