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lily johnson 

HAS a REALLLLY FAT ASSSS!perky boobs and loves to have many boyfriends 10 at a time the highest soo far. Gives every guy in a 20 foot radius a hard ass boner that doesnt go away for an hour. The booobs are perky and massive tight and hella warm pussy.
Damn lily johnson is soooo fuking hot. *walks to lily johnson* "lets fuck already" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Nathan Johnson 

Looks like Ed
Nathan Johnson by PartyDan November 27, 2018

Ryan Johnson 

A super sweet and funny Ginger, he looks silly and dumb from far away but actually really funny, cute and Hot and the same time! He doesn't like hoes and he is so sweet and doesn't befriend girls often if he does your lucky
Hoe : I like Ryan Johnson

His friend : Don't, he's too good for your dumb ass

Tristan johnson 

fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...
fuck, hes such a tristan johnson
Tristan johnson by urban.bby November 25, 2019

Max Johnson 

Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce
Max Johnson by Shady groves left toe December 24, 2019

find my Johnson 

This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for the Johnson. The Johnson is usually hiding in the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.
Jared and I played find my Johnson yesterday! I found the Johnson but I couldnt make him throw up.

Hobos Green Johnson 

A jello dessert (usually made with green jello) that has fruit, marshmellows, or any other various treats in it. "Hobos" is used in the title because of the various foods hobos obtain from the public. This dessert is very popular in and derived from Yolo County of Northern California.
Dude, I was chillin at Evie's last night and everyone had hobos green johnson.