dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

by Telephony February 26, 2017

Dick Friendly

Dick Friendly, verb: when one plays with a penis for hours on end questioning their sexuality.

Alex was hot for dick after pulling a dick friendly all night.

by Richard Friendly December 4, 2017

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

saucy dick

a dick, or penis that is covered in cum.

after fucking she gave me a saucy dick and i needed a towel to clean it up

by Phoney01 September 26, 2017

dick cast

After a man ejaculates the penis is tenderly wrapped in toilet paper in an effort to prevent leakage.

Hey John, is that your dick cast on the floor, get it off my hardwood ya jerk.

by rustledjummies March 8, 2015

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019

blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!

"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."

by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010