The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Moby's Dick

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick

by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018

Dick wag

A person who's dick wags like a dog in bed and when they masturbate proving they are hype. *Btw this only happens with* long johns.

Ay Jimmy, I heard that Randy has a long john according to jazz.
Jimmy: yep and apparently he is a dick wag.

by Why u bullyin meh November 28, 2018

Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to

Your a dick nob Chris

by The dick nob November 30, 2018

Dick Sister

A female who has dated/fucked the same guy you have

Shannon and Sharon both dated Dustin, therefore they are dick sisters.

by Paayton December 4, 2018

Dick Leafy

When you fuckin in the woods.

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”

by Dick leafy October 16, 2018

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018