The Cat in the Hat movie 

a hilarious movie! What's my dream car you ask? The S.H.I.T. mobile from the movie! its a must-see

from the movie...
kid-"you know your tail was just cut off?;quot&
cat-"huh?...HOLY SHIT!!!;quot&

The Cat in the Hat movie by fuck off u lezbo December 1, 2003

Screaming cat 

Whilst taking a woman from behind (Doggy Style), as you near climate you withdraw your penis and ram it in the anus. The effect of this action will cause the woman to scream like a cat.

John - " I was dogging the miss'es after the pub the other night"
Dave - "Oh yeah?"
John - "As I was about the dump my sticky white kids.."
Dave - "Yeah.."
John - "I whipped out the old fella and smashed it in eer back door, givin eer a screaming cat!"
Dave - "Good work"

Screaming cat by Chickenham December 23, 2006

Pedo Cat 

A cat who is related to the pedo bear and loves people 12-18 and joined the CATHOUSE when he was born.

Pedo Cat: Why do I look sooooo pedo-file?

Pedo Cat by Piwipiwipiwi May 23, 2010

black cat 

Someone who Black cats you is someone who trys to go one better Than you
Its like you saying ive got a black cat and the other person sayng i have a blacker cat..
You cant get blacker Than Black
or sunderland -sunderlands nick names is the black cats

me : "I ran 3 miles today"
ed : "I ran 6 miles"
me : "You Just black catted me"

black cat by Helen Tempest October 11, 2007

dead cat

An ex-spouse/partner/lover. From the reference to how many people, in a given place, a person has had relationships with that can be hit by swinging a dead cat.

I have slept with way too many people in this bar tonight... This is definitely a Dead Cat situation.

dead cat by Bub May 7, 2005

House Cat 

A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.

Chris was unable to go out after work with the guys for a few beers because he was a house cat.

House Cat by HomerHatesSalad July 26, 2008

Petting the Cat

Masturbating

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.

Petting the Cat by PolaJack May 24, 2011