Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"

by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

Vaginal Cheese Crust

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.

Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .

by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.

Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"

by kennyboye September 30, 2014

Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

by bt January 12, 2005

melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

by crazipaco February 6, 2009

chuck e cheese

A place for youngsters to have a good time and enjoy pizza.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.

At chuck e cheese the other day, I was playing a car race game. I won, then a hot girl come up to me and sits on my lap. She pulled my pants down a little and proceeded to ride my cock in public.

by yomama0 January 29, 2014