jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011

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jack-off Jimmy

a nickname for someone who masturbates all the time.

I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.

by Nick D May 1, 2003

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Jack Off Sense

The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.

Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.

by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

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a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

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Jack Dylan grazer

A 14 yr old boy who is extremely attractive and adorable, fun to be around and as soon as u look at him your like In love

I just made an edit and it got 50069 likes cause it was about jack Dylan grazer

by Fins.baby.boy ~ follow insta December 4, 2017

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just jack it january

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

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