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A Wealthy Man

A Wealthy Man: Someone who would likely choose their occupation as a school teacher, or a principal. They often like to hire children to "Calculate their finances"
by The-Mountain December 5, 2012
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Man Shape

When you are drunk and you really can't see anymore. You know the guy in front of you is a man but he only appears to be a shape without a face.
Did you see what the guy looked like who I was making out with last night? I can't remember but I know he was a man shape.
by BeachTiffany June 28, 2012
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man rock

(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.
Did you see the new kid at class today? He was a TOTAL man rock!
by MCT777 March 3, 2011
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Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.
by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011
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man-sass

a descriptive term used to identify when a male talks back, issues an impertinent or disrespectful statement, or a particularly sassy reply to another person, usually a female
Wife: "Honey, I think it's time to go."
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"
by shedoestherobot June 19, 2011
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Macho Man

When you try to make your bicep muscles and pecs appear bigger by wearing incredibly tight polo shirts even when the weather is too cold for polo shirts.
Why are you trying to act like a macho man Niall?
by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019
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Florida Man

Florida man is a person who lives in Florida, loves to steal alligators, and does the weirdest shit in humanity, including the US state of Florida. They can do things from buying liquor with alligators, to beating the shit out of people in DOOM cosplay.
Person one: Hey did you that Florida Man who got arrested for stealing a alligator and scaring the shit of of people?
Person two: Who is Florida Man?

Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
by Chompie021 October 15, 2021
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