catholic shit

1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.

Don't worry Father, Satan didn't spoil the bog roll, i did a catholic shit.

by lowkey1974 April 27, 2009

Shit-eater

Military term for members of the British Forces. So named because thier food is of a much lower standard in comparison to that of thier allies.

Alternate definition: due to the fact that british food sucks sooooo bad they are commonly refered to as Shit-eaters

Only Shit-eaters serve deep fried eggs for breakfast, along with deepfried toast.

by shrek March 24, 2005

legit as shit

being incredibly amazing or cool. the epitome of awesomeness or legitity.

Jimby, Im legit as shit; Mate, Im smart as fuck!

by elosbast October 14, 2006

Dick Shit

To have nothing or Value of an item to be worthless.

"You got dick shit, bitch"

by Anon-in-Illinois October 23, 2005

shit up

To shit someone up is to scare the shit out of them.
To be shit up is the state of being scared shitless.

"don't be shitting me up"
"lets go and shit em up"
"we shit em right up"
"they were shit up, so they shit out"

by Bitplane January 23, 2006

shit pickle

A turd left in the toilet.

OK, who left the shit pickle in the punch bowl again!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Shit Beard

1. Disastrous facial hair.

2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.

3. Aftermath of administering a rim job

See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer

John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.

by Beans v The G May 20, 2005