Cake

Fat person, they have eaten too much cake

Omg have you seen her recently, she's an absolute cake

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021

Wake and Cake

It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake' right El Don, said Dizzle. The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the mediation around.

All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake.

by ShimDizzle April 14, 2014

Funnel Cake Sundae

getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.

wow, i got a crazy funnel cake sundae yesterday

by cockassuer April 15, 2023

Patty Cake Sigma

Sex. Clappin' cheeks.

"What was that clapping sound coming from the bedroom?"

"Oh, we were just playing Patty Cake Sigma."

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2024

Nutty Nutty Fruit Cake

a beautiful word that makes you go bananas

Science Teacher: Zamn!! These crab cakes are making me go NUTTY NUTTY FRUIT CAKE!!
Science class: Nutty Nutty Fruity Cakey

by girlboss696969696 February 9, 2022

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023