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the.tinkle.of.contagion 

A tiktoker that has no context in their posts and is obsessed with country balls
"Hey dude do you know who the.tinkle.of.contagion is?" "No who tf is that"

THE TEE TEE MAT 

The floor mat your boyfriend has in front of his toilet. When he tee tees, it splashes everywhere and the tee tee mat catches it.
When Booch takes a midnight poop, she holds her feet out straight to avoid the tee tee mat.

The Trident 

3 Guys stand shoulder shoulder. Then a Girl (or guy) starts blowing one guy while using their other 2 hands to jerk off the other 2 guys. Thus her head and hands form a trident.
If you all want to be pleasured at once, I can use the trident on you guys

Me and my buddies triple teamed this girl last night. She tridented us (past tense)
The Trident by thenextfatguy June 15, 2022

The Thought That Counts 

"The Thought That Counts" is the idea behind positive thinking, if your not thinking positively maybe you shouldn't be thinking at all. Far more than the idea that you need an excuse that your lame gift is enough "The Thought That Counts" is the mind set behind Manifesting your dreams. Self Health Maryland is promoting P.M.A. Positive Mental Attitude as "The Thought That Counts". Through the Education of Mindful Meditation, Sound Therapy, and Common Sense We are Questing for Positive Peopling to become a norm. Don't get lost finding us, Join The Self Health Club today and begin your journey to better living. Raising Grace Research is hopefully encouraging people to make the decision to get through or work harder on the things that make a difference like family connection, world service and healthy lifestyles. Join there Positive Messaging Association and start Putting the Good Word on the street today!
I was always feeling down about myself and life, until I realize using my positive mental attitude was the real "thought that counts" and now I have been Better and Better at every day living.
I was walking into the nursing home to see mom, and realized I had left the flowers home. It was then I realized "The Thought That Counts" is positively that I'm here and not That I forgot the flowers.

The Tomato Soup Kitchen 

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.