When you just can't get the IT to work and you spend the whole day faffing around trying to get on to outlook.
by Boonie's Word World November 12, 2020

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.
A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024

by sarahgood May 20, 2021

by 69_boi September 20, 2017

1) Any meaningful, necessary work, duty or chore often deemed menial or unworthy by some members of the population;
2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!
2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!
by Donda & Sandi December 21, 2007

Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)
You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"
You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"
by beatz85 September 1, 2017

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016
