bring me the horizon

one of the most amazing bands that'll ever reach your ears,
a band given shitty reviews when they deserve better,
and a band labeled to the max by people who should've actually given time to listen to the cd.

bring me the horizon does own your grandma.
don't piss youself now. kthnx.

by sammy____ September 12, 2006

fuck me now

A cry of despair.

Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Finger Me Good

A shot made with Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey and Butterscotch Schnapps.

Etymology: Probable from the candy bar Butterfinger; The term for manual stimulation of the female genetalia.; And the cocktail is good.

I was at Galloway's Pub in Syracuse, NY and got this great shot called a Finger Me Good.

by Bill G March 27, 2005

give it to me, baby

Sometimes, this phrase is used during sexual intercourse, to order the female to do it better.

male:give it to me baby
female:*starts doing it more
male:aww yea, thats the stuff!

by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003

Pick-Me boy

Boys who have strong opinions on the sole purpose of being "different" when they're really only fishing for attention or are uneducated.

"you know that pick-me boy?"

"oh, you're talking about the black boy who only complains about white girls on his snap story, loves trump, and hates equal rights."

by defenitiontruthlol April 22, 2020

You're joking me

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006