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Timmy John

A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.
I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.
by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012
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george and john buddies and pals

a "commercial" that George Harrison (whoose birthday happens to be today) and John Lennon made on their First U.S. video
George and John: George and John Buddies and pals!
by starkey lover February 25, 2010
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Who-Hit-John

slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’
The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.
by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008
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schlong john

If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns.
Whoa! Watch where you point that schlong john.
by SamAdams February 1, 2005
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Sweet Georgia John

Based on the precept that even the most mundane of utterances can blow minds with proper timing, the Sweet Georgia John is a sex act wherein at the moment right before your partner begins to climax you make a completely trivial comment. Just as he or she is about to orgasm you say something like "oh, by the way - Tom says hi" or "don't let me forget to take out the recycling." Any statement of relatively very little importance which would generally be voiced only in passing will suffice. Although potentially distracting, the manuever is intended neither to diminish nor enhance the experience of the orgasmee. Rather, its purpose is to render your partner's climax bizarre or surreal in light of your flippant remark while engendering an overall sense of trippiness. When performed by a female it is also known as a Sweet Georgia Jane.
I gave my girlfriend a Sweet Georgia John when I waited until the precise moment just before she started coming to compliment her on the new drapes.
by JCfreely January 8, 2011
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give me that john d already

A famous line from the Netflix serie “Outer Banks” where one of the characters, JJ, tries to convince his friend, John B, that Kie, a girl who hangs out with them, is into him.
“Oh! Be so careful, John B. Oh! Just give me that John D already !”
by 🌝🌝🌝🌝 May 20, 2020
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Dear John Letter

A "Dear John letter" is a letter written to a husband or boyfriend to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear John Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person. The reverse situation, in which someone writes to his wife or girlfriend to break off the relationship, is referred to as a "Dear Jane letter".
"Dear John..
I'm writing to inform you that I've found another replacement to my lonely vagina, please understand that, I'm a whore and needed another man.
With Love,

Savannah"

(Dear John Letter)
by BrazaaBoy!! February 12, 2010
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