Bake 'n Bate 

The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.

Sometimes unintentional.

Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.

Bake 'n Bate by Chaddddddddddddddddddddddddddd August 30, 2013

Chug 'n' Drain 

When going into town in a cab and you need to urinate, you chug your bottle of booze and proceed to use it as a container for your urine.

Timothy couldn't hold his piss in the cab ride, so he had to chug 'n' drain.

Chug 'n' Drain by Jaylone November 7, 2013

Plump'n'drunk 

When two girls get pleasantly plump from eating too many chicken nuggets, tots, smiley fries, and candy, and also get drunk off of too many margaritas while drinking the occasional starbucks. Keep in mind that a plump’n’drunk evening will involve at least one girl shitting her stomach out from drinking to much starbucks coffee, she will more than likely develop a fear of constipation better know as Coprastasophobia.

Girl1: Want to have a plump'n'drunk night?

Girl2: Sure, as long as you take the fear of constipation, cause I did it last time.

Girl1: Perfect. lets make some margaritas!

Plump'n'drunk by KaVi January 26, 2014

bang-n-go 

A motel on the side of the road that has hourly rates. Where one would have sex (bang) and leave (go). Hence the saying bang-n-go.

Wow that bang-n-go looks really nice.

Honey I can't wait we need to find a bang-n-go.

bang-n-go by Seymorebutts senior February 4, 2014

fade'n'fold

Getting incredibly faded while folding laundry

hey man what's Skyler up to tonight? I don't know I think he's just gonna sit at home and fade'n'fold.

fade'n'fold by Big panda February 26, 2014

Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

Flirt 'n Squirt by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

Fap-n-Seek 

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!

My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!

Fap-n-Seek by master fapper May 5, 2014