select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011

o%

otay. It was invented to shorten the word otay, which is short for okay. o=oh %=tayy

Hand me that waffle, plz" "o%

by Zoie McZoerpants June 24, 2011

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011

Tig-O-Bitys

The mature way to say a women has large breasts.

Example 1;
guy 1: Did you see those huge tits?
guy 2: Dude those were some Tig-O-Bitys.
Example 2;
Katelyn has some Tig-O-Bitys.

by main attraction man November 9, 2011

O job

O job is when a nurse washes your balls for you because you are too disable to do so for yourself.

Nurse #1: give that old guy a scrub down there when you're cleaning him
Nurse #2: you mean an O job

by DJ_EJ November 10, 2011

Toggle-o-dyte

A person too computer illiterate to understand a toggle switch in an application like a spreadsheet.

Don't the sales reps in LA know they can change the sort order on the pricing spreadsheet by toggling the column headers?

No they are a bunch of Toggle-o-dytes down there

by Stevo! November 12, 2011

Food-O

When delicious food brings such high levels of pleasure it causes an orgasm in your pants.

"That Philly Steak and Cheese was so delicious it gave me a total Food-O! Twice!

by Mr. McMars September 1, 2011