squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Flappy Dawg July 13, 2022

Squirrel Lips

The lips of a black person.

“Damn than boy got some squirrel lips”

by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022

squirtalert

When you alert that you’re about to squirt

“Bro Im givin u a squirtalert.”

by PickleToes101 July 22, 2022

squirrel tuft

That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy

93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

squirrel tuft

The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.

93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 2, 2022

Squirrel Tits

A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.

I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.

by Everything Suks October 8, 2022