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Fort St. John 

a city in Northern BC where people who work at Tim Hortons are paid $15/hr and where the ratio of men to women is 3:1. Most people can't wait to move away but the weird magnetism of the money draws many back (if only to pay off some debts).

see also:FSJ The John brocket
Joe: I need some money, badly.
Kwame: Go to Fort St. John, I made $2000 working full-time at Tim Hortons in ONE month...
Joe: Sweet!
Fort St. John by Lady Kissinger December 21, 2008
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Pull a John 

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.
Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John
Pull a John by ItsCristian June 11, 2008

Olivia Newton John 

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".
Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic
Olivia Newton John by Jake February 2, 2005

Pope John Paul II 

Definitley one of the greatest men in History, and one of the people who helped end the cold war.
I am Agnostic, but i still belive that Pope John Paul II was a good man.

St. John’s Country Day school 

Full of ignorant, rich, white kids at a private high school. They often get butthurt over minor inconveniences such as tucking a shirt in or shaving your face.
St. John’s Country Day school kids are very annoying.

long john 

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
long john by thedudeman May 28, 2004