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Intentionally misspelled, this word is meant to sound like 'Caecum', a segment at the end of the mammalian digestive tract. When the snerd crowd got its hands on 'Caecum' after a chance mispronunciation in s/e bio class, they changed the spelling and used it as the brand name for a line of delicious munchkin-like snacks known as 'Cakeums' (see Epic Pwng). Among fellow snerds, Cakeum can refer to the body-part or the food.
"Looking at this diagram of the human digestive tract, you can see the Cakeum, located at the end the large intestine" (She obviously reffering to the body part)

"Yo, go in the cupboard and get me that half-full box of Cakeums" (He is obviously reffering to the delicious snack food)

"Oooohh...ooooh yeah, baby....yeah, oh baby, let me eat your cakeum!...let me eat it..." (Ummm...Its ambiguous)
Cakeum by ssnerrd July 1, 2009
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cakebaby 

Is a man who who choses his significant other before his boys. Usually by chatting on the phone, cuddling and other activities with his girl, instead of partying with his friends. Usually a term used to tease the "cakebaby"
Ryan blew us off lastnight, he is such a cakebaby.
cakebaby by carebearr1989 November 9, 2010
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Cakeathonfilmywatch 

The act of baking and subsequently watching a film never previously watched whilst consuming aforementioned baked goods.
Would you like to come to my house for a cakeathonfilmywatch this weekend?
1. A big booty
2. Some poor kids nickname
1. She got cakes!
2. Sup, cakes!
Cakes by Yungmonay December 11, 2014
When you eat a cake so good, it is not only better than sex, it makes you pop a boner
That cake was so good I got a cakeboner
Cakeboner by Seansmomscake January 7, 2015
- Someone or something that is covered in something.
Father: That was a messy festival with all that rain, Im CAKED in water!

Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!
Caked by Rye00 October 15, 2017
Caked is a word for being high but it can also be used as having a big butt.
Person 1:Did you see Frank Ieros butt, he’s caked
Person 2: yea he’s got a full bakery there
Caked by Frerard is real December 25, 2019