smash cakes

To have sex with another

Imma go over to the lady's house to smash cakes.

smash cakes by MTBJoel March 31, 2009

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Cakey

Being of the fruity mindset.

You acting a little cakey, if you ask me.

Cakey by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

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Cakeum

Intentionally misspelled, this word is meant to sound like 'Caecum', a segment at the end of the mammalian digestive tract. When the snerd crowd got its hands on 'Caecum' after a chance mispronunciation in s/e bio class, they changed the spelling and used it as the brand name for a line of delicious munchkin-like snacks known as 'Cakeums' (see Epic Pwng). Among fellow snerds, Cakeum can refer to the body-part or the food.

"Looking at this diagram of the human digestive tract, you can see the Cakeum, located at the end the large intestine" (She obviously reffering to the body part)

"Yo, go in the cupboard and get me that half-full box of Cakeums" (He is obviously reffering to the delicious snack food)

"Oooohh...ooooh yeah, baby....yeah, oh baby, let me eat your cakeum!...let me eat it..." (Ummm...Its ambiguous)

Cakeum by ssnerrd July 1, 2009

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cakebaby

Is a man who who choses his significant other before his boys. Usually by chatting on the phone, cuddling and other activities with his girl, instead of partying with his friends. Usually a term used to tease the "cakebaby"

Ryan blew us off lastnight, he is such a cakebaby.

cakebaby by carebearr1989 November 9, 2010