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Intentionally misspelled, this word is meant to sound like 'Caecum', a segment at the end of the mammalian digestive tract. When the snerd crowd got its hands on 'Caecum' after a chance mispronunciation in s/e bio class, they changed the spelling and used it as the brand name for a line of delicious munchkin-like snacks known as 'Cakeums' (see Epic Pwng). Among fellow snerds, Cakeum can refer to the body-part or the food.
"Looking at this diagram of the human digestive tract, you can see the Cakeum, located at the end the large intestine" (She obviously reffering to the body part)

"Yo, go in the cupboard and get me that half-full box of Cakeums" (He is obviously reffering to the delicious snack food)

"Oooohh...ooooh yeah, baby....yeah, oh baby, let me eat your cakeum!...let me eat it..." (Ummm...Its ambiguous)
Cakeum by ssnerrd July 1, 2009
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Cakemama 

n. A Karen who thinks she is so high and mighty she can bully anyone, even her child’s teachers, because she disagrees with their opinion and that makes her butthurt.
Sally got taught about racism in school. Her bigoted Cakemama mother didn’t like it and tried doxxing her teacher .

What a bitch.
Cakemama by JoJakHare October 4, 2020
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Pillowcase full of cakemix 

Fat flabby skin located behind the tricep.
She's huge, the back of her arms are like a pillowcase full of cakemix.

Cakemama 

“I was at the grocery store where a bunch of Cakemamas refused to wear a mask.
Cakemama by DrunkOctopuswants2fightu September 20, 2020

Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!
Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

cakemaggedon 

the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.
To celebrate Kevin's birthday we planned a "cakemaggedon".
cakemaggedon by Mrs. Baconator February 21, 2018

Cakemusic 

Music made and performed by the musical group CAKE.
Also the name of said bands website.
Today I went to FYE and bought some used Cakemusic.
Cakemusic by Beebeefs March 27, 2011