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Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ
by MobileKing May 9, 2013
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Boneless Leg Syndrome

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.
"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"
by Electric Juston May 6, 2010
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Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.
Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.
by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013
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Law & Order Syndrome

The term "Law & Order Syndrome" refers to an actor or actress who appears in a long-running series as a guest star but later appears in the series as a permanent character. The term is derived from the famous television series "Law & Order", where a numerous number of actors/actresses who are currently playing the main detectives/lawyers have appeared in a previous episode several years beforehand as a completely different, temporary character.
Mike: Wait, Chris Noth is a detective now? Wasn't he some random nameless guy in the last season?

John: That's a case of Law & Order Syndrome, Mike.
by IMuckedYourFom October 5, 2012
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Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
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genome solider syndrome

1)The inability to see past two feet in front of you.

2)Ignoring objects that magically appear out of nowhere (ie Cardboard boxes).
My mom walked into a wall today, I think she has Genome Solider Syndrome
by soulhunter91 December 20, 2010
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Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.
Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"
by FatherJim May 19, 2015
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