hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Razor Pocket Mod

The Razor Pocket Mod is a ride-on vehicle intended for people 13 and up. It goes 15 miles per hour ( 24 kilometers per hour). It also has storage under the seat. It takes 12 hours to get it to a full charge. It also lasts 48 minutes on a full charge. The Pocket Mod comes in these variants: Hot Mod (red), Vapor Black, Kiki (cyan), Betty (purple), Bistro White, Bistro Blue, and there were some other ones like the Hanna Montana (deep purple) variant.

Wow, look at that kid’s Razor Pocket Mod!

by W1MPYKD January 15, 2024

Poop packer

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

by Jamgar January 20, 2024

In Pocket

To be the opposite of out of pocket. Typically used by people who need modern terms explained to them.

I'm not out of pocket! I'm in pocket! I'm totally in pocket guys!

by That1guywhoisinpocket February 5, 2024

Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.

Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”

by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023

Sex Pocket

The act of pulling the male having sex with a female that is other alien or has alien genitalia, inside in personal pocket to be drained of cum, for procreation, usually is a safe process for the male.

Charlie was pulled inside of Aquilla's sex pocket, and drained of cum.

by Madtrickstercuite November 30, 2023

Pickle Packer

"Pickle packer" is a term used to describe gay men.

"Ohh do you see that dude? He's such a pickle packer."

by Pesky_waffle December 4, 2023