cock fart 

A painful expulsion of air from the penis, akin to flagalence. Conisidered to be the result of unprotected coitus with or oral copulation from a Wendigo. Syns: The Farts, Wendigo Madness, The Poofer, Penial Beaner.

I heard Joey caught the cock farts! I told him not to let that Wendigo go down on him.

cock fart by Willy G September 18, 2005

Vaginal Blood fart

When the vagina farts and a little squirt of blood comes out

hey everybody i had my first vaginal blood fart expeirience

Vaginal Blood fart by chuck mangeoni December 30, 2006

fanny fart 

Somink that can really put you off your stride!

-Oh yeh, oh yeh , oh yeh , what's my name? What's my name?
-Phhhhruuuuuuuuuut!
-What da fux zat?
-Fanny fart!
-Oh .......... what's my name? What's my name?

fanny fart by yoshimitsu September 25, 2003

festuring vaginal blood fart 

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.

You're nothing more than a festuring vaginal blood fart.

festuring vaginal blood fart by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004

blood fart 

After having intercourse with a female who is menstruating, you then proceed to have anal intercourse. After that is finished, the female may flatulance, resulting in a fine red mist, or a "blood fart."

"Joe was doing this chick in the butt after he fucked her in the puss when she was pms'in it. So she had a blood fart!

blood fart by Nathan the freak February 19, 2007

boner fart 

When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.

While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.

boner fart by ronchx October 24, 2009

flirt-fart 

A fart made during sex. it's NOT hott.

She made a flirt-fart after the first hour of sex.

flirt-fart by bread infection December 28, 2005