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Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.
Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.
by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020
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Tit god

1. Girl in bathtub

2. Difisesh god
3. Muslim dad
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tit tease

When a picture is promoted as topless, but the naughty bits are covered.
The caption said Ireland Baldwin was topless, but she was clearly doing a handbra. What a tit tease.
by CrimKing71 January 16, 2014
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North Walsham Tit Rubber

The North Walsham Tit Rubber rubs her breasts when she says something cringy, if you know a NWTR, you will know well that they are a factory of cringe.
Word of warning, don’t encourage the NWTR to be too cringy as she may start rubbing her great cavernous cunt.
North Walsham Tit Rubber was at it again, she made her friends sick as rubbed are gravity influenced breasts
by J Doughty September 28, 2023
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Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).
Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).
by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024
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Tit bread

Baked from tit dough obtained by kneading breasts which have just come out of the bed which have slowly set overnight to the perfect temperature and consistency, typically first thing in the morning.
We’re going to be making some delicious tit bread once I’ve finished kneading your tits this morning
by TheTitBaker November 29, 2025
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sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.
What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019
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