the smoking kills

What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.

-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*

the smoking kills by Alexandra July 24, 2008

The Vampire Killer 

A great and powerful whip wielded by the ancestors of the Belmont clan, starting with Leon, to defeat Dracula a.k.a. Matthais Cronqvist. The whip was given to Leon Belmont by Rinaldo Gandalfi in its original form of the Whip of Alchemy. It became the Vampire Killer after a ritual where Leon's betrothed (fiancee) Sarah Trantoul willingly sacrificed herself to give the whip more... err... vampire killing power.

The whip was used to kill Dracula (repeatedly), succubi, vampires (duh!), a whole lot of other nasties and Death itself.

The vampire killer is the closest the Dark ages came to Dakka(shootiness not weed), excepting actual projectile things

The Vampire Killer by noeL <- October 31, 2011

The shit that killed michael jackson 

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

The shit that killed michael jackson by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

The Zodiac Killer 

a man who killed zodiacs

The Zodiac Killer killed a lot of Zodiacs, that’s why he’s called The Zodiac Killer.

The Zodiac Killer by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

screaming crying killing myself 

a figurative phrase used when one hates a certain situation

friend 1: “ugh I have work soon, screaming crying killing myself.”

friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”

friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”

screaming crying killing myself by h0p3mya April 20, 2022

Killtactular 

Four kills in a row halo2

OMG I got a Killtactular!!!

Killtactular by Black Viper August 29, 2007

Killa Klown Boyz 

Florida's Favorite Underground artists,Rock,Grindcore,Rap
The artists are:J Thy Killa,Azimoth Hatchet,Spectre,and Psychodeath,will send their shit to Psychopathic Records

guy 1:oh shit Its Killa Klown Boyz
guy 2:who?
guy 1:oh nevermind your just a fuckin loser if you don't know them

Killa Klown Boyz by Azimoth December 24, 2007