Gods me

When you get a 9 iron shoved up the arse....

Bro Justin Gods’d the shit outta me last night!

“Oh yes werlin Gods me good”

by Sikvnt December 23, 2020

Truly humbled under god

Something that Young Thug’s Lawyer tried to use to get him out of jail

“Thug means Truly Humble Under God.” Said by young thug’s lawyer in a attempt to get his client to not go jail by claiming him to be infact Truly Humbled under god

by Metroowantssomemore December 29, 2023

God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

God

The Word Of God is a Placeholder Word Nomenclature for Nature

God Is All

by Meth Ean Tich Rist March 19, 2022

God-BanBan

A holy version of BanBan from the hit game Garten Of BanBan has a halo and is white, with yellow banbaleena being his wife. Together they created the universe of garten of banban and all of the creatures in it. In the 22 Century they created versions of themselves that were blessed and descended into the kindergarten to reunite all of the monsters in there.

I heard God-BanBan created the world, I recently started praying to him and created a cult around him.

by Hahaplop123 July 21, 2024

E-whore God

A person so advanced on the art of E-whoring that he is called a god. Has everything set up automatically and makes shit tons of money without moving an inch, usually associated with a massive reputation in the community. Traffic, no-fail accounts, and SE are what he is known for.

LQ RETARD: Bro have u heard of that guy in 2015D.
LQ RETARD 2: Yea bro he is amazing, a total E-whore god.

by 2015D September 12, 2021