epspulsory

a person extremely sedative, indecency around in global, public places.

person 1: hey bozo
person 2: you're a epspulsory

by imakeweirddefinitions January 10, 2023

Epidome

Something that is the most epic

(Also can be used as a mispronunciation of Epitome)

Man, that old Mustang you got is the epidome

by J. J. MacArthur January 15, 2023

epicness

its just epic but more than epic. more than ONE epic. EPICNESS kinda like happiness or sadness or even madness.

yo bro that girl she was so epic on that skateboard that's the definition or epicness right there! i wish i had skills like that!

by Little waffal January 27, 2023

epanhandler

A person who attempts to monetize their actions through social media platforms usually via the form of donations, ad revenue, or product placements. Often they may beg or pressure their audience to donate, engage with their content ("like" and share), or use their product codes. One common trait among e-panhandlers is they might have a subtle, but noticeably disingenuous demeanor as they are not doing something out of passion, but instead purely for selfish gain, be it monetary or fame. Even so, they may be brazen enough to self-promote or not even attempt to hide their lack of understanding or enthusiasm in the subject matter. Their "work" contributes little to nothing to society and is an overall net negative, as consumers of their content would be much better off doing anything but consuming their content and even sending their hard earned (parents') money to them, and the e-panhandler could instead get a real job.

Not all content creators are e-panhandlers, but many are due to their production of low effort content that is most likely unoriginal or even plagiarized. Common platforms e-panhandlers use, but are not limited to, are Instagram, OnlyFans, Patreon, TikTok, Twitch, Twitter, and Youtube. Streamers are extremely likely to be e-panhandlers as streaming requires little to no production effort/investment and can be done in the background of the action they are performing on stream.

This epanhandler has no personality, forgets to read chat, has a tin can for a microphone and mosaic-tier video quality, all the while having a donation link listed below.

by AnonymousUser12391248 January 29, 2023

epicfighterj

That one weird white kid who grinds video games

1: Have you heard of epicfighterj?
2. Yeah, he's such a sweat at fortnite.

by Johnathan dominic February 4, 2023

Epanithic Apotheosis

The feeling that comes before, during and/or after feelings of existential horror. Epanithic Apotheosis is the feeling of complete and utter understanding of the universe, our place inside it and the pure beauty of existing. The feeling is followed by total elation of the spirit. This usually only lasts for a couple of minutes

I thought too hard last night and experienced Epanithic Apotheosis

by Shoni February 7, 2023

ephagio

a virgin twink who’s pass times consist of sniffing public urinals, being spat on and drinking away their sorrows.

David: Yeah, Chad is such a dick, god knows how he has friends..
Lisa: Yeah, he’s a total ephagio!

by hoe-bo February 12, 2023