Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

spicy tit

when your mans being suspicious but you love him to much too much so you call him out vy calling him a spicy tit

"you're being a spicy tit, but i love you too."

by Tylerlover66 March 18, 2019

Purple tits

What happens to one's (usually a woman's) breasts when the circulation to/mostly from them is restricted.

I get purple tits after I tie my tits off with pantyhose or put rubber bands around them.

by peeholepenny October 21, 2019

bristle tits

someone that has hairy titties

that girl has bristle tits

by dirtyfingernail October 27, 2019

Twizzle-tits

A nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.

Jeff: Hey look its Nate.

Dan: Oh you mean Twizzle-tits?

by Spic Chicken Sandwhich May 26, 2010

Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.

Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.

by |Spectre1| July 30, 2017

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018