jack dylan grazer

the fucking hottest human being ever. he stars in IT 2017 and his new show Me,Myself&I.

dude i have an unhealthy obsession with “jack dylan grazer”

by JackDylanGrazerBean September 28, 2017

Jack White-out

When the awesomeness of Jack White (musician) overwhelms you to the point where you can only see white.

The amazing performance by the white stripes gave me a Jack White-out

by BluesFan0421 June 29, 2011

jack-off friendly

Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!

Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.

The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!

*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."

*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."

by The P-Man April 18, 2010

My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

by icechris September 1, 2011

vagina jack

is the headphone's jack under the ICON console mixing desk (by digidesign) on the right hand side, it looks like a vagina and feels like one it has the shape of it, and the hole for the jack it self feels like the clitorice or to be nice the ''soft spot'' or a womans body, discovered by Amro, Jesse and Stefan

"jeremie stuck his plug in the vagina jack"

by Stefan van der Plas June 11, 2007

Union Jack

Pet name for penis

Union Jack has come out to greet us today! He is huge!

by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

by Matteo September 12, 2003