God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone

Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church

by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.

What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

by filip98 April 8, 2018

Gods me

When you get a 9 iron shoved up the arse....

Bro Justin Gods’d the shit outta me last night!

“Oh yes werlin Gods me good”

by Sikvnt December 23, 2020

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Truly humbled under god

Something that Young Thug’s Lawyer tried to use to get him out of jail

“Thug means Truly Humble Under God.” Said by young thug’s lawyer in a attempt to get his client to not go jail by claiming him to be infact Truly Humbled under god

by Metroowantssomemore December 29, 2023

God-BanBan

A holy version of BanBan from the hit game Garten Of BanBan has a halo and is white, with yellow banbaleena being his wife. Together they created the universe of garten of banban and all of the creatures in it. In the 22 Century they created versions of themselves that were blessed and descended into the kindergarten to reunite all of the monsters in there.

I heard God-BanBan created the world, I recently started praying to him and created a cult around him.

by Hahaplop123 July 21, 2024