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Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.
Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch
by AM2000 May 25, 2018
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fly dick

Person 1-look at my penis
Person 2- that's tiny man, you got a fly dick
by D.ave August 10, 2016
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Dick Glamouring

the act of controlling or mesmerizing males/females to do your will with the beauty/perfection of your penis. Some people have hinted that 'dick glamour' is an urban legend but there have been documented cases though they are few and far between.
Beth his cock was so hot: his dick glamouring was unreal. I have never been dick glamoured before but after tonight I know I am under his spell.
by wellappointedV December 1, 2014
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Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.
Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.
by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012
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diss dick

GF: what should I eat for dinner?
You: DISS DICK
by Djmakeherdrip July 1, 2017
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leprechaun dick

Similar to when you hit someone with the bat in super smash bros., you k.o. whoever you are giving leprachaun dick to
I’m bout to give dis bitch leprechaun dick
by Muskman2510 February 8, 2018
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dick-scord

A variation of discord that involves dicks, especially in the form of loading screen pictures, app icon, images, and more.
Why use discord when there's a better dick-scord?
by dat banana boi May 2, 2018
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