shaun and Kaleigh

A once in a lifetime type of love. A love that holds kilig that will never fade. A couple who will always find their way back to one another. No matter the circumstance. A type of love one can only dream of. A man and woman who fell hard and fast the minute they met. A couple who loves one another and will always be there then now and in the future. A relationship built on love, kilig, passion, comedy, and who is working hard on building a trust that neither one can doubt. A couple that struggles to accept that the love is real and will never fade. A strong bond that not one single person has been able to break. And my favorite color is Kaleighs butthole. LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU XOXOX

I hope one day I’ll have a love like Shaun and Kaleigh.

by Stupid Botch May 7, 2024

maa ki chut kali

maa ki chut kaali means your mom's pussy is hella black-

teri maa ki chut kali Yash
riya your mom ki chut kali

by hookahbar May 26, 2024

Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024

Holy shit kale

A person or animal that has an abnormally large nose, snout, or beak.

Kale Kondel walks by and everyone ducks from his humongous nose, they all scream,”holy shit kale!!”

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026

3 can kalil

A dick so big it caused Russia to touch Alaska.

My 3 can kalil put her in the emergency room.

by Miss Mona November 7, 2025

The Wrath of Kali

The Wrath of Kali is said to manifest in those who partake in Indian cuisine, whether consumed in a restaurant or procured from a takeaway, particularly when the dish has been lavishly seasoned with spices or other disagreeable ingredients.

Typically occurring several hours after consumption, this affliction may present symptoms ranging from persistent flatulence to explosive diarrhoea. Those afflicted are strongly advised to seek solitude, or at the very least remain within close proximity to a lavatory, for the protection of themselves and others. Kali, once invoked, will usually sustain this torment for up to twenty-four hours before finally relenting.

Avoided the Wrath of Kali last night, thank goodness

by g-p198 January 24, 2026

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019